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DOPEY St Mirren ace Paul Dummett was panned by team-mates – after locking himself in his loo. New dad Marino Franchitti is celebrating again – with a deal to race in the American Le Mans Series. RAYMOND VAN BARNEVELD wants to end his Premier League jinx and beat Phil Taylor. FORMER world champion Graeme Dott hopes past glory will inspire him to success on snooker’s biggest stage. NEIL LENNON has […]

RANGERS’ share price nose-dived yesterday - as the probe into Charles Green’s takeover was revealed to the stockmarket. SHAMED Craig Whyte LIED in a questionnaire to Ticketus as he sought cash for his Rangers takeover a damming legal judgement has revealed. OLYMPIC cycling legend Sir Chris Hoy is expected to announce his IMMEDIATE retirement from the sport this week. RACING driver Susie Wolff has blasted motor-sport legend Sir Stirling Moss […]

ELVIS fans and guitar heroes were among 5,000 music-loving runners who braved gales yesterday for Edinburgh’s Rock ‘n’ Roll half-marathon. MARK WEBBER was left cursing his bad luck after the wheels literally fell off his Red Bull. FORCE INDIA ace Paul DI Resta reckons a first-lap collision with team-mate Adrian Sutil cost him valuable points in China. ALAN McNISH produced one of the drives of his career to win the […]

RANGERS director Imran Ahmad last night admitted he regrets ever having to deal with former Ibrox owner Craig Whyte. STAY the night at Donald Trump’s bed and breakfast if you are a golfer with at least £295 to spare, TENNIS mum Judy Murray says Cleese for the camera – with a Monty Python – style silly walk. WOMEN hikers have been told to ditch their under-wired BRAS – because they […]

Everyone wants to have the technology to ensure the correct decisions are made and the correct score at the end of the game. Don't look for this at local games until either the cost is within their reach or someone with a lot of money is paying for it out their own pocket. More training for referees was the answer to the problem. Goal-line technology given go-ahead http://bbc.in/10YIzzD

POLICE remove the gates of Craig Whyte’s castle in a dramatic raid yesterday. QUEEN of the South boss Alan Johnston had his first-ever cup winners’ medal – and his car – stolen just hours after the team’s weekend triumph. A dying football fanatic organised his own soccer-themed funeral which was broadcast to family 12,000 miles away in Scotland. GRAND National hero Ryan Mania thought of a tragic jockey pal as […]

RYDER CUP hero Colin Montgomerie recons Tiger Woods has got his drive for success back – even though his driving isn’t up to scratch. SCOTLAND’S women will face seven – times Euro champs Germany and Iceland in June. DEREK McINNES plans to embark on a summer of love at new club Aberdeen. PAT FENLON has branded Hib’s bottom-six finish a failure as he bids to pick the layers up for […]

INJURED Grand National winner Ryan Mania told fans he was “grand” yesterday – despite being airlifted to hospital 24 hours after his triumph. CHARLES GREEN and Craig White texted each other to CELEBRATE just minutes after the Rangers takeover was sealed. LEE ROBINSON feared being SENT OFF during the heroic shootout display that won the Ramsdens Cup for Queen of the South. THIS time last year Hibs were scrapping for […]

CHARLES Green sensationally confessed that he shafted former owner Craig Whyte to pull out of his Rangers buyout. Reigning champ GORDON SHEDDEN was left gutted after letting “three podiums” British touring car get away at Brands Hatch. PORSCHE ace RORY BUTCHER launched his 2013 season with two fourth places at Brands Hatch, but knows he faces a battle in the next round at Donnington. JOCKEY Ryan Mania hopes beginner’s luck […]